“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

A term for an unattractive female soldier who receives male attention because she is the best of the limited options available, and who then begins to believe she is actually special and desirable
by Sudo-Name November 30, 2023

where all the fuckin rich foreign expats go to and annahilate their life savings on gambling and expensive hotel bills
by the letter H is superior November 21, 2023

" yo you tryna sand"
by dsavoooooooo November 26, 2023

by mallywallypally August 12, 2025

The stuff the Sandman uses. It is basically him putting a part of him into you. Sweet dreams!
See Sandman
See Sandman
The Sandman’s sand made me dream about things that made me wonder what really goes on in the Sandman’s head.
by I’m Anonymously Anonymous May 22, 2018
