Sex

That thing that was done before you were born.

Father: Let's have nasty sex honey!
Mother: You want to have a child?

by Polinmerio May 11, 2008

sex

When a man shoves his dick in a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend had sex last night.

by me@home May 31, 2007

Sex

Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!

May I please have sex with you?

by poopypants August 29, 2014

Sex

Are a you fricken kiddin me?... Man Wass wrong wit kids these days y'all must be out cho minds lookin this up...

Nasty Children's lookin Up sex All day

by BluntSmokingPanda218 October 03, 2013

sex

Short for sexual intercourse, (for more information and demonstration type "sexual intercourse in a search bar) used for reproductive purposes.

Used to define gender (male, female)

Humans have made it into something it should not be for example penis in an anus........WTF.

Jason: hey Delainey want to have sex?
Delainey: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY DOG! *slaps*

by plastic ninja September 08, 2014

Sex

A game while driving down the road, screaming "sex" at passing cars with one headlight out.

Sabrina: Sex!!!!

Maddie: Wtf sabrina i thought that was a vagina!

Sabrina: no maddie, a vagina is when the parking lights are only on.

Maddie: Sabrina, you suck

Sabrina: Bite me!

by Maddiefuckinfox October 15, 2009

sex

1. The act of enjoying being single.
2. A forgotten act after you say "I do" and stupidly get married.
3. An insult for married women and the cause of headaches.

1. girfriend: "hey baby, why don't you fuck my head off"
boyfriend: "spread your legs baby"
2. 6 year old daughter "Dad, whats sex?"
Dad: "I don't know honey, I don't remember"
3. wife calling on phone: "When are you comming home?"
husband: "when i finish feasting my cock with these hoes in the pub. Do what you always do, go to sleep darling"

by stupidlymarried December 12, 2006