River boy

A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.

“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”

by AtlBased April 25, 2024

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

columbia river high school

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.

Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?

Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word

by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020

River

An insensitive little bitch who makes you feel okay then bucks everything up.

River was everything, then nothing.

by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018

rivers cuomo

fucking loser

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”

by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024

River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022