scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

richard chan

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

You are like Richard Chan, so awesome!

by cuhknormalmn July 27, 2017

Ambrin richards

A slutty penis.

He has a ambrin richards.

by HugeBurgerNips May 2, 2017

Richard

Really tall light skin with a small penis who is spoiled rich by his mom and thinks he's so cool but is gonna grow up to be a broke bum

Look at Richard he a bitch fr

by Namedefler360 November 21, 2023

Richard

Richard is a homeless person who needs a lot of therapy. They seem nice but they have the worst humor EVER. They are really good at maths and they're loyal af.

Random guys: Do You see that Richard there? They seems nice. Lets go meet them.

The random guys go to the Richard:

The Richard: says the worst joke ever.

The random guys: leave

by Alice.22 November 21, 2021

mallori richards

Mallori Richards is a Bitch she mean hateful and never have a good moment she so stupid and ugly most people hate to be around her

O your with Mallori Richards yeah she’s a bitch I hate her

by T.Swizzle October 23, 2018

Richard Fayard

richard is a drummer, intelligent, lives in florida.

Adept in Norse mythology,

Relatives: Brandon Fayard, Chester Robert Fayard.
Likes games such as : No mans sky, Destiny 2, dying light, Valheim
currently living in district 35

Richard Fayard person trying to understand the universe but doesnt know that the universe is always watching, planning.
Richard:...
Kyle:...
Brandon:...
Louie:.......
Gage:........
Richard person trying to understand the universe but doesnt know that the universe is always watching, planning.

by Jotnar the god June 16, 2021