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Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016
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Potato Chips

Your boredom level increases
hi im the person that typed in potato chips to see what would pop out
by dyjdsrhyhthnfsstnh May 9, 2018
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chicken an' potatoes

a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
by cjbaby February 14, 2009
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Sac Potato

A punch of thots in a Potato Sac
Angel and his friends are such a Sac Potato.
by Saccs October 3, 2018
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Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.
by M1. Potato June 13, 2016
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greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.
I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.
by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023
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potato head

A person who judges someone else because of their own arrogance without looking in the mirror at their own potato brain in their potato head on their potato body in their couch, potato selves.
Redditor: why is that guy being so idiotic in this game. He’s so trash at it he might as well quit. This is not what this game is about. Did you actually READ the handbook?!!!!!!?????

Me: ok potato head
by masPene March 20, 2021
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