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country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
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Pimp cup

The act of pouring liquid into someone's gaping asshole, then drinking sed liquid with a crazy straw out of the aforementioned asshole.
Ash wants to pimp cup Jaques, she wants to drink chocolate milk out of his asshole.
by Dragondaddy26 February 18, 2023
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neutral pimp

A type of pimp that only takes 20% of what his hoes are earning and doesn't abuse his hoes AS much as a normal Pimp.
"Josh over there, he's a neutral pimp, hus hoes getting more money than him."
by BloodhoundGangBalls August 24, 2023
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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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pimp killa

a native or first nations matriarch or female .

traditionlly nose was sliced to show johns the unwilling "squa" was ripped to have only one hole .

later upROSE and reclaiming their power they are no longer squa. pimp killa.

also a phrase orlyric from the rapper ceiling kikr.
they piss on the people call it lemonade. arming all these woomz pimp killas renegades.

pimp killa in dis SQUAAA.

NO D. pay me . second thot ... sndfxGUNSHOT GUNSHOT

pimp killapimp pimp killa.
by cielingkikrkillscops April 18, 2022
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cheese pimp

A cheese pimp is someone who controls and brings around cheese. Giving the cheese to people for money, illegally.
woah?? i should get a cheese pimp so i can get that cheese!!
by Topanga the cheese pimp December 7, 2020
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