taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

by feather-duster May 22, 2007

one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

by Royce July 4, 2016

he's one!

A phrase that Overwatch players use when an enemy player is low on health.

*Tracer lights someone up and then dies*
Tracer: He's one! HE'S ONE! HE'S ONE!
*Winston hops onto the Lucio that is already healed up and dies*
Winston: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LIAR

by AviderEnivider May 26, 2018

cut one

Plain and simply: to fart. Also known as "drop one".

Eurgh... dude, did you just cut one?

by Mika October 28, 2003

One Direction

another shit boy group put together by simon cowell who ofcourse have no talent and arent particularly attractive but hang somewhere between indie scenester kids and poppy douchebags.

One Girl - wow one direction are so original and fantastico
Two Girl - no, they have never written a song, none of them can sing and to top it off they are ugly.
Three Girl - id rather have my period twice a month than have this boyband exist, please god. Kill It

by Wo0o0ow Im In Belgium On Hols August 21, 2012

That was a good one!

A way of saying "good one" without it coming out rude

When someone tells a funny joke you would say "That was a good one!."

Oppose to a crappy joke you would say rudely "Good one!"

by sum-xo January 10, 2010

One Direction

A shit,faggot group with teenage girl fans who finger themselves and have nothing better to do in life than listen to shitty music,THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING BAND,THEY'RE A FUCKING GROUP,GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARDS. If you want good music,fucking listen to You Me At Six. They don't care about their fans they just want fucking money.

Girl: "OMG One Direction are the best I love them!"
Me: "They're ugly faggots with shit music,they don't care about their fans,they just want fucking money."

by KinnearMeAtSix August 30, 2012