Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Sneaky Ninja

The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.

So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.

by MilkyBarKid15 September 27, 2015

Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.

I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!

by Vinderex July 8, 2020

status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013

Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.

I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.

by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020

matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

by meganoshua June 8, 2011