Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 29, 2021

Bum Wink

to clench your bum when you hear of something disgusting

Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"

Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"

by bumwinker April 7, 2011

Bum tug

When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit

Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today

June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?

Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug

by Sceggs November 12, 2018

Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor

I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around

by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022

bum dog

A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.

Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.

Bro 1: Bum dog.

...

Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.

by tradbro August 20, 2018

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023