by imnotok69 August 19, 2019
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Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.
"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."
"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."
"Ahh, its that bro-tension."
"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."
"Ahh, its that bro-tension."
by BroScience December 03, 2013
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The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.
"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."
by Unheimliche April 21, 2013