German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 3, 2024

German

German is the type of guy who will either laugh with you or laugh at you. But he’s a really amazing friend. He will try his best to understand you. He will try his VERY best to fix problems. He maybe not show he cares all the time like some people, but it’s ok! He’s still an amazing person and you should be very glad and lucky to even be close him!

“WHOS NAME IS GERMAN???”
“Someone who deserves everything good in life :)”

by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

German

Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.

"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."

by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018

german

german is someone that’s very emo and doesn’t like showing their eyes and plays minecraft and roblox all day

dude : omg is that german
girl : yes he’s so emo

by hello28462926 November 23, 2021

german

A country that sucks

It sucks bad country german. (Example: They suck at Discord)

by Jue Meme55 November 9, 2020

German Shepard

German Shepard is the name of an Indian born German citizen vlogger, who keeps posting YouTube videos promoting Arvind Kejriwal and Rahul Gandhi. Most of his viewers and subscribers are concentrated in Pakistan and Bangladesh.
Also called 'German Cockroach' or 'Dhruv Rathee'.

German Shepard claims to be an Indian patriot, but has a German passport.

by colonheaver June 14, 2024