billy the dog

billy is a dog. hes super cute and loving but can get very very vicious.... hes lazy and not very much funnnnn

billy the dog is so cuteeeee, but hes lowkey mean

by billythedog May 2, 2018

dog movie

A movie the most likely will have a dog as the main character, in order to make the dog more lovable the movie producers usually make the dog behave almost human-like. Most likely the movie makers want it to be heart breaking so they almost always kill off the dog or the dogs friends. Never has there ever been a dog movie that has not killed off someone important to the plot. Finally they always have a villain that hates dogs or animals in general, and he makes audiences say "You see, I would never do that to a dog or a pet"

Bro did you see that new dog movie?

yeah bro the main character was sooo evil, You see, I would never do that to a dog or a pet

true that bro, but why did he kill off someone that was important to the plot?

I don't know bro

by KokoDoggo June 4, 2020

minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

by poop man man poop September 7, 2020

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

Karma The Dog

Sweet and affectionate, Has the energy of 5 tigers. Will try to eat your food. Loves to play Bunny (aka her chew toy) Great fetching skills. Watches any YouTube video but her moms. Barks at any songs she hates. Loves to take long runs.

When I went to go get a beverage from the kitchen, Karma The Dog stole my Chic Fil A Wrap and ate it!

by g8terbyte March 9, 2018

penis-dog

It's a hot dog with a penis instead of a hot dog meat

Before he preformed a portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis-dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017