penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
by Mr.Ection August 05, 2021
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quantum penis

Infinitely small penis
"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"
by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017
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Penis pills

Penis pills
by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019
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Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.
Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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Sheep Penis

A 'sheep penis' is a penis that is so fluffy (excessive pubic hair perchance?) that it closely resembles a sheep. After all, everyone knows that sheep are the fluffiest animals on the planet. The only thing fluffier than a sheep is your penis, hence your penis is a 'sheep penis', and you should really shave your pubes.
Johnny: "Good evening beautiful lady would you be so kind as to take a look at my penis?"
Kate: "Why yes dear fellow I would surely love to see your penis."
*Johnny takes out his penis*
Kate: "Good God, my man! That is one fluffy penis! Dare I say, that right there is a SHEEP PENIS!!!"
Johnny: "Oh no, it appears as though I have a sheep penis. Oh bother."
by Sussy Bazinga October 09, 2022
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Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something
Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum
by I eat penis January 01, 2022
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penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.
Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!
by curry_indian November 22, 2019
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