National University of Singapore

The National University of Singapore (NUS), founded in 1905, is Singapore's flagship university and one of the world's most prestigious schools of higher education. Famous for her computer science and finance programs, the university is filled with tryhards and muggers who'll be ogling at girls and peeping inside women's bathrooms when they're not occupied with studying for killer exams.

Guy 1: Are you a National University of Singapore student?
Guy 2: Yes, I go to NUS.
Guy 1: How many girls have you sexually harassed?

by nus cs student July 5, 2022

National Mgk Day

National Mgk Day is August 13th. Go celebrate the rapper on this date!

August 13th is National Mgk Day. This was confirmed by Mgk himself a made up date by a fan. Go love Mgk on August 13th! Mgk is amazing!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

national 0.5 day

national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.

“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”

by smoochi December 8, 2022

national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)

girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!

by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019

Russian National Anthem

An anthem from the motherland

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

National Gucci Day

When all the rich kids meet up and spend their parent’s money on Gucci.

I can’t wait for national Gucci day I’m gonna but so many things!

by BigBoyCeno October 3, 2019

National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.

"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"

by National Day Guy April 11, 2019