nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020

Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022

nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating

Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday

by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 8, 2022

Nap

To cause someone or something to stop moving, either by putting to sleep or 'putting to sleep.'

I was deer hunting last weekend and I napped one, tasted great.

by dirtysonchez August 30, 2017

Neurofen and Nap

When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.

(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)

Tanesha: Wanna netflix and chill?
Derrick: Nah, my teeth hurt. I'm gonna neurofen and nap

by 343N November 6, 2018

Ant nap

The reincarnation of Lil uzi vert

Yo bro ant nap is literally uzi

by Lil uzi vert34 October 18, 2020