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Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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nap tattoo

When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body
John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms
by PogChamp3 May 17, 2023
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Pussy Nap

When you just have sex (typically man to woman) and the pussy has you weak from long exercise so much that it ends up putting you to sleep usually for 2-3 hrs
Friend: yo! Where have you been ive been trying to skate

Dude: i just had a pussy nap , ill be out in a sec
by RetardedWizard May 24, 2023
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Ken-nap

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."
by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023
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Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”
by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023
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big napped

When the big bird takes you home after a bender
Our boy Keenan got blackout shiprwrecked, then got big napped by that subway girl. What the fat one? Yeah pal the one with her own gravity.
by Schizo fritzo February 22, 2023
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