Marroni Standard Time

Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.

Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."

*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”

by 2legit pineapple December 20, 2021

mormon coffee

cocaine

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"

by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021

mormon cozy

when your friend is sleeping over and you get really tired and they say they're warm n cozy but you mishear it. to be mormon cozy is to be a happy little camper tucked in bed at 8pm.

example 1: i feel so mormon cozy!
example 2: you get mormon cozy when ur with friend and about to sleep! :D

by mormoncozy January 7, 2022

moron

Redneck word for "more on".

Frankie went to the sammich shop and noticed his sammich is lacking toppings as they dressed it. He yells "hey moron!". They responded with "we'll have to charge extra".

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 9, 2022

Moron

someone that thinks dreamsexual is about the youtuber dream

did you here steve? he's such a Moron, he said dreamsexuals aren't valid because they're only attracted to dream. what a fuckin' idiot.

by ongadoolover February 13, 2022

moron

A person who has the time to look up "moron" yet not anything else.

Stop being an absolute moron.

by ThatLostBarracuda February 17, 2022

Mormons

We're basically the premium version of Christianity and our opinion doesn't matter.

Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "

by The One With Wives March 15, 2022