Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 15, 2014
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Laurening

Also called #Laurening

When a Z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or screenshots of every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan, who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. She was only in the house for a week, and she's still thirsty!
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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Laurening

Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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Lauren Hookway

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.
Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway
by Earth. August 06, 2012
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lauren neilson

Dear Lauren

Thank you for been the best sister, Thank you for all that you do for me everyday.
You are the only sister I could ever want, You are my favorite sister.
by 46121 July 25, 2017
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lauren._.ahs

lauren._.ahs is ONE OF THE BEST AHS STAN ACCOUNTS ON TIKTOK SHE MAKES EDITS FUNNY SHIT AND RANDOM SHIT #1 BILLIE LOURD 🤪SARAH PAULSON❤️, EVAN PETERS🤺, CODY FERN, EMMA ROBERTS, FINN WITTROCK STANNN 🥺 and she has the best mutuals 🛐
lauren._.ahs is a bad bitch and every one of her followers loves her sm.
by ahsgurl March 28, 2021
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Lauren Sullivan

Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.
“Bro”
“Yeah?”
Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE
by girldislocatesherknee June 24, 2019
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