Skip to main content

Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug
by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009
mugGet the Goblin Knobbling mug.

Love Knobs

"Hey Patrik, next time we see each other...shake my hand instead of my love knobs"!
by Capt. America37 March 10, 2011
mugGet the Love Knobs mug.
Related Words

silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
mugGet the silent knobhead mug.

chocolate knobbies

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.
by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014
mugGet the chocolate knobbies mug.

A Knobble

When you land a 98% but it doesn't matter because you wanted a 100. Based off the Geometry Dash Fail on Bloodlust when the Player Knobbleboy died at 98%
Ling: Darn it! I got a 98 on my test my parents are going to kill me!
Mason: Thats a Knobble
by NotA10YearOld June 5, 2018
mugGet the A Knobble mug.

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.
Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.
by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Turning knobs mug.

Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
by Felini Digital January 30, 2021
mugGet the Unconsciously Knobbed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email