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roundhouse kick to the face 

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat
.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

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Kentucky Kruchneauv Kick 

Its when your screwing a girl from behind and just before your about to cum you say "Kruchneauv" (to the best of your abilitly). Once she turns around in thinking shes being banged by the russian guy from rocky, you cum in her eyes ,therefore blinding her, and kick her in her vagina and run.
Last night was soo hilarious, i gave my teacher a Kentucky Kruchneauv Kick.

titty kick 

To kick a person in the titties.
"I'm so mad right now, I could just kick 'em in da titties!"
titty kick by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005

Joe Kick-Ass 

Any man/Giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat. To be a Joe Kick-Ass, you must have the following traits.

1. You don't take no shit from anybody.
2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. You play by your own rules
4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.*

Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.
Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass.

Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns!

*#4 is optional
Joe Kick-Ass by D-mokos June 11, 2006

drop kick 

Australian slang.
seewanker
reasonably polite and socially acceptable.
Hey johnno, ya drop kick.
drop kick by gladi June 28, 2008

Falcon Kick

Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!

Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.
Falcon Kick by Thief Of Time777 April 17, 2010