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Jason Jing

Someone who stabs people with very sharp wood chips
by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018
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Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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Jason

Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.

Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.

Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.

Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
If you want the job done right higher a Jason
by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a great person who will protect his family and friends and will do anything to make them happy if you find a Jason keep him close he is a valuable friend to have. Jason’s often have a great sense of humour and know what makes you happy and what doesn’t
Jason is the best dad anyone could ask for
by YeetSam July 14, 2019
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jason

jason can be nice sometimes. He proby has avoidant attachment style and daddy issues, He’s probably also gonna make you wait for him for 6 months and then tell you he doesn’t want you then send you this really confusing paragraph that says you make him smile and blush but he doesn’t want a relationship w you he just wants to treat you like his gf but he doesn’t want a actual relationship. This probably is gonna hurt you and make you overthink but you generally don’t think he gives a fuck.
jason is a faggot
by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023
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Jason

An American name. Usually not loyal to Logan Paul, Only Loyal to Smosh. Usually sucks at every game except for Assasins Creed, He is always nice to his friends, He gets shy sometimes, Doesn't know how to swim. Extremely Scared of swimming pools, Uses google voice to search up stuff (most of the time), Likes to play GTA 5 but not that good at it.
by Jason Singh August 1, 2018
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Jason luttrell

A nu metal singer who was more gangsta then todays rappers besides Eminem, Kendrick, and snoop dogg, born on 2/8/1978 and died on 8/10/2018, his lyrics where very gangster rap for him being in the nu metal genre but this was only in the introduction to mayhem era (2000-early 2001) in his band primer 55 only to be replaced by Bobby burns twice and Donald polinske jr (the drp) once
Rip to my homie Jason luttrell ⚜️family for life⚜️
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
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