Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean July 16, 2017

Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 24, 2023

Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J

“I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him”

by Caitlinator16 April 21, 2022

Jason

Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life

Jason is a super nice person

by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019

Jason

He loves crack and booty holes

Hi jasonnn u see that butt

by Yourmomisfay November 23, 2021

Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020

Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020