Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it

Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy

by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021

J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.

Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.

by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010

J-ohs

JJ's. Used to be a common room. Now it's a common bar. Not like Boobah.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

J-Wizzle

J-wizzle = a joint , a dooby, a marajuana stick

1. "Hey Cuzzy you wanna come out , I've got a fat J-Wizzle to bun down on".

2."You couldnt possibly sell me a J-Wizzle could ya, im dieing for a smoke".

3."You got any bud left ?" "Nah man ,smoked my last J-Wizzle last night init "

by BiscuitBreaker October 19, 2010

Double J

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.

What's wrong with that girl? ...Oh, her, she's a Double J, and her man's out of town.

by Stalking Possum July 23, 2013

J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.

I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.

by kbzimm April 25, 2006

Pullin' a J

getting caught masturbating by your parents.

Justin got caught pullin' a J by his mom.

by webb123456789 March 6, 2007