Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

iron man

Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"

"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020

ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

by I go by Taylor on occasion August 7, 2007

Ironical

A word I thought was in the English dictionary until I was 23 years old which makes it pretty ironical (ironic).

I thought ironical was a word until my wife threw a chicken nugget at my face and called me a moron.

by Snipes42 September 20, 2019

iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015