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The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.
The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.
by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023
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Fashion bug Internet

When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.
Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?

You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
by Dome Pla February 24, 2010
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won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.
Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.
by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020
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Founded to be a leading path for the future generation to rule the world with mind broadening education, the Academy hosts an eccentric cast of characters. Each brilliant student has a superiority complex they are unwilling to admit to, an unhealthy obsession with something they should have stopped liking in middle school, and a strange bond over lasagna (must be free trade). A group that could succeed in world domination if they weren’t too busy yelling at each other at three am telling one another to go to bed. From an outsider’s point of view, you really can’t tell if they all hate each other or love each other. Either way, they’re hilarious to watch.
Dude, your sibling is in the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies? How’s their Percy Jackson obsession? How’s their stubborn burn out waiting to happen? When do they start their homework? I bet they start it at 3 am, right? Do they have any friends outside of Academy? How many of them want to pursue a career in humanities? How many of them threaten to run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere at the slightest inconvenience? Wow. What a bunch of geeks.
by academite plant mom December 25, 2020
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the internet

The ultimate downfall of humanity.It has sneakishly worked its way into our lives , consuming the time of many people. From there , it will manifest itself into a person who will assume total control of everyone who used the internet and overthrow the government and start a new world order.That said , have fun kiddies .. because when the internet takes over , you're going to wish you were never born.

Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.
Person : Dude , come on , lets go catch a movie or something , the internet will always be here , get out and live life.

Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.
by Suede Cleaner August 31, 2008
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internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
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Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.
by Rabees May 22, 2010
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