We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
Get the Nine Sixesmug. I was out of Zyn’s so bro chucked me a Six Milly Lip Pilly
“Ay man, you got any lip pillys, I’m out”
“Yeah no worries, just got a fresh can of six milly lip pillys”
“Ay man, you got any lip pillys, I’m out”
“Yeah no worries, just got a fresh can of six milly lip pillys”
by CVenom56 February 21, 2024
Get the six milly lip pillymug. A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017
Get the Six lap runmug. jupiter: heyoo its national appreciate six day!!
six:what is that
jupiter: haha that was funny bestie
six:what is that
jupiter: haha that was funny bestie
by jupitergayming January 2, 2022
Get the national appreciate six daymug. When an large player that does not usually handle the ball such as an offensive lineman or linebacker scores a touchdown in gridiron football. Derived from the term "Pick Six" in which an interception, or "pick," is returned for a touchdown (six points)/
by mmhmwhap January 17, 2022
Get the Thick Sixmug. It’s When a man and a woman is in the 69 position in another woman is eating the other girls ass as she give him the Six-Nine-Six and squirts on a man’s face. The six-nine-six position.
I was getting 69’d and her friend started eating her ass and squirted all over my face, which entailed to be the Six-Nine-Six!
by URS316 June 10, 2023
Get the Six-Nine-Sixmug. Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!
Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!
*45 seconds later*
Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!
*45 seconds later*
Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020
Get the six alarm chilimug.