a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
by The Bitch February 16, 2007
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guy 1: "dude this rage is lame wanna play not my house?"
guy 2: " im two step ahead of you, i put cat litter in the back of thier toilet."
guy 3: "dude me too, i pissed in their box of cheerios."
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a underground rap label in Houston, Texas aka H-Town where all the best rappers from houston came from like mike jones, slim thug, lil' flip, paul wall, and so on.
I got it made the big boss of the north, Ain't shit changed I still represent Swisha House - Slim Thug
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(Person)-Watch The Film Hour of the Wolf by Ingmar Bergman...
(Another Person)- I don't know who that is? It was not even defined on Urban Dictionary...guess I'll just go watch Superman 5, another romantic comedy, or something by Michael Bay....
(Innocent Bystander)- I'm sure Marky Mark is making another action movie with Denzel or someone this month...
(Random Stranger)-Don't forget about those teenie series movies I'm sure we got another 15 of them to go, they just keep writing those godamn books....
(Hipster)- Ingmar Bergman...? (sound of mouse click to wiki) of course Bergman was excellent did you know some random fact I spent hours researching in use for conversation at my local Hip-joint bar room where we drink Pabst blue ribbon and discuss are weekly obscure music findings and old fashion techniques....
(Old Human)- 1968, Yes They don't make em like that anymore
(Original Person from the start)- Sadly they don't granpa...fuck these idiots lets go see it play tonight at that local theater....
(Old Human)- But I can't take all those hipsters crowding the place I just want to bring a .44 magnum with me...
(Original Person)- Woah T. Bickle leave that at home... smoke this....better....not for everyone just take some oxycodin and lets go!
(Another Person)- I don't know who that is? It was not even defined on Urban Dictionary...guess I'll just go watch Superman 5, another romantic comedy, or something by Michael Bay....
(Innocent Bystander)- I'm sure Marky Mark is making another action movie with Denzel or someone this month...
(Random Stranger)-Don't forget about those teenie series movies I'm sure we got another 15 of them to go, they just keep writing those godamn books....
(Hipster)- Ingmar Bergman...? (sound of mouse click to wiki) of course Bergman was excellent did you know some random fact I spent hours researching in use for conversation at my local Hip-joint bar room where we drink Pabst blue ribbon and discuss are weekly obscure music findings and old fashion techniques....
(Old Human)- 1968, Yes They don't make em like that anymore
(Original Person from the start)- Sadly they don't granpa...fuck these idiots lets go see it play tonight at that local theater....
(Old Human)- But I can't take all those hipsters crowding the place I just want to bring a .44 magnum with me...
(Original Person)- Woah T. Bickle leave that at home... smoke this....better....not for everyone just take some oxycodin and lets go!
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"Oooh, it's all gone a bit housepricecrash around here." (Rudolf Hess shortly before fleeing Nazi Germany via a plane to Scotland).
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