Hammer Ass

the masculine alternative to "bitching out" someone.

"Because Shane is being such a dick, Broccoli Boy will hammer ass."

by Johnsoy May 28, 2008

red and white hammer

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out

that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.

by hammer69 August 6, 2008

tripple h hammer

Tripple H hammer ,Noun. The tripple H hammer is an acronym for "Holy Homo Hammer", which is the fictional Hammer/scepter held by the Homolord(see Homolord). It represents all things homosexual.

That green Honda in Fast and the Furious is gay as the Tripple H Hammer.

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

hammer lane

Something or someone that totally rocks

Man, that song is hammer lane!

by walden 2000 November 27, 2004

roasted cock hammer

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.

tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!

by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009

hammer party

Some gay guys who use there dicks as "Hammers" they bang in the nails with their Penis's in order to make it into a four-by-four. If nail is fully in and their penis is not throbbing with pain. Then they get oral sex by some really hot hot hot muscle toned buff guy.

" Carl is the winner" said Jake
"Oh, good my dick needs some wet rubbing after all of that nail banging"

by James Wood June 26, 2004

half-foot hammer

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.

One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis

by OG Gringle October 3, 2016