A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 08, 2021
A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020
Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024
by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023
by the marker box April 03, 2019
Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here
Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?
Nig 1: yezir
Nig 2: damn!
Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?
Nig 1: yezir
Nig 2: damn!
by Skywalker 94 July 24, 2019
by Hadespelcher November 23, 2021