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A Fudge

A herd of fat kids who can smell food. They hide in their basement playing Call of Duty on their X-box. Warning: They go fast on their big wheels. They will jump on you which will break your back then they will sit on you till you suffecate.
Henry: Watch out. A Fudge of fat kids smell your food.
Dave: Save yourself.
by A fudge August 28, 2016
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Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017
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Fudge

1) Fudge - Chocolate fudge
-Melted chocolate, usually served warm or in a brownie

2) Fudge - Substitute for f*ck
- For cowards who don’t dare to swear
1) The chocolate fudge is flowing out of the yummy brownie.

2) “Fudge! I dropped my phone!” Peter yelled.
by FrozenPiss September 27, 2019
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Fudge Pack

At the fudge factory, Johnny slipped and one thing led to another - he accidentally fudge packed Seth.
by Dillickle August 17, 2021
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fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.
"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"
by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014
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Cherry Fudge

The act of eating a woman's butthole and vaginas after she has shat, without wiping, while on her period.
Sally: want some cherry fudge?

Jack: corn free?
by Bigpapasmurf8769 July 31, 2018
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Fudge Finger

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.
Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.
by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024
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