Lizard People, is the dumbest belief known to man...where people actually belive that because someone licks their lips or does something strange (like many people do) are obviously of lizard origin and want to take us over and rule us.
Me: The dude that made a post about president bush being a lizard people is so retarded.
Dude: DUDE!
Me: What??
Dude: That was me! Your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
Me: No actually your just a stupid dumbass who needs to get a girl.
Dude: DUDE!
Me: What??
Dude: That was me! Your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
Me: No actually your just a stupid dumbass who needs to get a girl.
by Hightension January 16, 2008
People who look as if they have bedbugs; i.e. Dumpster dwellers, people who sell crack to middle schoolers behind the King Soopers. Frequently seen scratching crust from their ears and examining it. If they asked you for a job application, you would wash your hands.
"Hey, did you see that guy that came in here? Totally bedbug people, I need a bath after being within 10 feet of him."
by SilverMiner December 06, 2016
"They are such black people"
by Kleptodog October 30, 2023
Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Once in a great while they come out from their rock, be it the fourth of july, black friday, or the county fair,
these aren't just regular mouth breathers, these are rock people. They are white trash, but they don't have to be white, and they are definitely not seen often, but often travel in large numbers.
these aren't just regular mouth breathers, these are rock people. They are white trash, but they don't have to be white, and they are definitely not seen often, but often travel in large numbers.
by evdawg9000 November 18, 2016
anything you want them to be. they can spit fire. they can play any instrument. they can work any weapon. they can kill anyone. they can be killed by anyone. they like bananas. theyre on drugs. theyre fucking ninjas. they are pizza delivery people. they will find you. they will throw you out a window. they will bring you back inside. they will hit your legs with a bat. they will dunk your head in the toilet. they will break a vase and a beer bottle on your face(vase first, then beer bottle).they will shoot you in the left arm. they will rape you. they will build the tallest building in the world and take you to the roof. they will fuck a super hot girl in front of your face. then they will throw you off the building.
by Eagamer7 August 29, 2010