Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

Flat orange

A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.

Melissa stood on James' balls after he cheated on her with Jessica so he then got a flat orange.

by Majestyblack September 13, 2016

Flat gap

The space between a flat chested females breast. Noticeable in swimwear or deep V cut shirts

Carrie had major flat gap in that dress, she looked like a 12 year old boy

by Smolien October 1, 2016

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.

Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.

by bored321 January 3, 2017

flat-hunting

Looking for a place to live, especially a flat

"And I have to admit that I started flat-hunting with some trepidation"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017