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Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
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