sticks that are totally epic often used when somone is thinking of that epic event in stick formation
by zilla grenderbeak June 19, 2011

An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.
by Pussy destroyer3069 April 10, 2022

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.
by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023

by Sluurrp October 15, 2019

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
