girl next door

A girl next door is basically one of two people. She's either the girl you first had sex with and didn't dare tell anybody about it -- because she was less than a 5. OR, she was the girl you wish you had sex with and told everyone you did anyway -- because she was such a hottie.

Friend 1: Did you check out that new girl next door?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.

by Prothimos September 24, 2007

three doors down

term meaning that you are going to (hopefully!) get laid by a hot ho or bitch tonite.

originates from men sneeking out of their house to go to a hotel room to "meet" a hooker to have sex.

guy 1 "Im goin three doors down tonite woth that hot babe!"

guy 2 "Damn! I hope she plays it gentle with your package!"

by benbot87 February 3, 2007

back door deirdre

A word for a steriotypical gay man.

John is such a back door deirdre.

by L33 March 13, 2008

dead as a door knob

when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.

i am dead. as dead as a door knob!

by msmattress June 10, 2011

Back door bandit

A late night hook-up that you met on tinder (or any "dating" app) and you don't want your roommates to see them because they are well below your usual standards. So you sneak them in through the back door.

Hey Rob! We heard the back door bandit sneak in last night. How was she? Did this one have both legs?

by What is a pseudonym bro? September 14, 2016

slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.

Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017

Shut the front door

A most useful expression for shut the f**k up. Used when in annoyance, frustration, anger, etc.

Person 1: Kill yourself!

Person 2: Shut the front door!!!!!

by Matthew678 March 22, 2019