dan

aye pimpin man named dan

cause dan have all the ladys looking at him

by dannny boy23 October 18, 2019

Dan Klim

Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.

Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!

by UncleSteven February 14, 2019

Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.

Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs

by JerZWorth December 18, 2021

Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7

Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.

by Crouchy November 7, 2018

Dan

he’s the man with a plan in his hand

Dan

by thatmanwithaplaninhishand February 28, 2021

Dan

Its a wonderful man with strict parents and angry issues

I saw Dan last friday

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021

Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.

Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.

by WarpedAura June 19, 2022