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Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.
After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.
by glenn hayes September 30, 2003
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Action Dan

"Yeah, I know lots of people who have slept with Action Dan"
by jkb March 20, 2005
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Emo Dan

a)a force to be reckon with

b)This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Emodan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Emodan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Emodan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Emodan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Emodan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Emodan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Emodan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Emodan have failed.

c)Unforgotten Legend
"Oh Man,I hear Emo Dan is gonna be here soon, lets get out of here"

"Do you know who my boyfriend is? Emo Dan"

"Yo I work for Emo Dan"
by Katrina Hours May 18, 2008
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dirty dan

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment
"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"
by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008
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Steely Dan

A Massive Metal dildo, sometimes double-headed
Jorge: "Holy Shit it's a Steely Dan!"
Tim: "I'll use that on my girl tonight!"
by BlackDogz January 9, 2009
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nar dan

like townies gerbs hate them and nar's speak like retards
fuckin greb u iz wearin somefink wot costs more than 2 quid
by mrdude November 23, 2003
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Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...
"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
by Daddy Dan March 13, 2008
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