cup o joe

a cup of coffe not beer as some people think

hey pour me a cup o joe.

by Laura January 16, 2004

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Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011

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[cup o shit]

An example of really bad tasting food in a cup

dan: man look at the crap in that cup.

me: it looks like a cup o shit to me.

by urbanwordmaker November 2, 2008

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Danimals Crush Cup

A date with Jack off tinder

“I just got back from my danimals crush cup, it was the best day of my life”

by TheImpracticalSquid June 17, 2021

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World Cup Widow

A women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.

The world cup widow's husband wouldn't talk to her because he was busy watching Switzerland play Honduras.

by Zafpo0 June 15, 2010

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several cups of tea

A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.

Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...

by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006

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