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Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
by MathPlus November 28, 2020
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Covid Breakdown

When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant
Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served
by simba12341 June 24, 2020
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COVID menu

A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.
Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."
by John30041 June 20, 2020
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Covid Test

The act of blowing a load up a woman’s nose
Man she has such a big nose I had to give her a Covid test.
by THCxKing247 June 1, 2025
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Covid-ginity

When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.
I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.
by ASChicagoan February 11, 2021
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COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".
by Your mate August 8, 2021
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Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.
I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.
by Khasy March 29, 2025
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