Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

by Who do you think?? May 11, 2008

Chopper

A blunt. Straight up

Wanna spark up this chopper?

by WeedManzor May 6, 2009

chopped

When the call on your cell gets dropped- When it cuts you off and it really pisses you off, the call got chopped.

I was on my cell learnin where my ho was when the call got chopped.

by Chill June 1, 2004

chopper nipple trapper bum poker

a girl that traps ya chopper and your nipple who also wants to stick her finger up your arse!

like oh ouch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it out get it out

by party lizard January 21, 2004

Choppa city

Hail of bullets

Imma raise choppa city up in dis b.

by cashhot May 26, 2011

Chappelle's Show

Well... This is pretty self-explanitory, dumbasses. It's a show with a dude named Chappelle (Dave Chappelle). If you couldn't find that out on your own, then you're incredibly stupid... Seriously? The NAME EXPLAINS ITSELF... But I digress. Anyhow, this show is actually funny (a funny tv show... hasn't happened since Invader Zim)... Yeah. Good stuff. Watch it- I COMMAND YOU!

u-u do you really need an example? Just watch the god damn show!

by Jabbers August 10, 2004

choppin'

fun, used in other words as : crackin' or hittin'

Man i went to this party last night it was choppin' there was bitches everywhere.

by Kir'stie May 30, 2005