Cancer Killer

The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!

Player: This game is way too trippy
Cancer Killer: I will cure you cancer!
-bang-

by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010

Cancer Circle

A circle of friends who meet up and smoke at the same place every single day.

Wanna have cancer? Join our Cancer Circle.

by mindFXCKINGminx January 2, 2012

cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011

caisey-mai

An awesome girl who is super sassy and awesome! If you see Caisey-Mai don't be shy, introduce yourself because she is the most epic person eveeeeer! She likes purple things and penguins! <(^-^)>

Archie: hey Caisey-Mai you're awesome

Caisey: i know right? I'm super cool

by ArchieHarris November 30, 2013

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

cancellitius

A person who constantly cancels reservations, appointments or engagements. This person is normally considered rather flaky as well.

Ahh, Frank Black is scheduled to arrive today at 2:00pm. Due to his cancellitius, it is likely he will call in to cancel once again or just fail to arrive completely.

by Tiny OG April 1, 2016