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Cheese Majesty

One who is in power of all things cheese. Anything related to cheese, this person knows. Any kind of cheese, this person has tasted. Crowns and Ceptors are required.
Girl: Daaamn did you see all that cheese he just ate?

Other girl: He's the fuckin' cheese majesty. we must bow.
Cheese Majesty by fayfay12 March 31, 2009

cheese mug 

Taking the rim of a mug or cup and rubbing the man cheese from your nuts around it in a circular motion followed by pouring a friends favorite drink into it and serving it to them.
Holy provolone! Did you see Ricky take a huge swig out of that cheese mug I just christened?
cheese mug by Randy Scavage December 31, 2009

cheese in an octopuss 

Jack: A BLEH

Dom: Thats like cheese in an octopuss

cheese bagel 

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.
Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!
cheese bagel by anonymous May 13, 2014

cheese wacker 

A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.
Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.

Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?

Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.

Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.

Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.
cheese wacker by skuxa February 24, 2015

cheese knife

When you're a larger guy with a smaller girl but you want to be the little spoon. She in turn becomes the cheese knife.
Gary- I know she's 5'6" but sometimes I like being little spoon.
John- so she cheese knifed you
cheese knife by HogieBearra December 17, 2016