bum dog

A way to express disappointment or grief. Something to say when you're sad when talking to a bro.

Bro 1: Hey dude can you pick me up on your way to Dave's?
Bro 2: No way.

Bro 1: Bum dog.

...

Bro 1: Hey dude wanna go skydiving?
Bro 2: Not since I broke my knees.
Bro 1: Bum dog.

by tradbro August 20, 2018

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 29, 2021

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

bum-fumbling

To have no direction, goals or ambition. To be lazy, slothful. To go through life aimlessly.

Lakessa has been bum-fumbling all year by moving and being evicted from five residences in 12 months.

by Puma&Panther January 25, 2023

Bum-Rabbit

A person who clings on to the every word of another. And bums off them. A kind of obsession, bouncing off the bum of one other.

"My god. He so bums off you"

"Hell yeah, he's such a bum-rabbit!"

by Emma :) March 24, 2008

Bum Knuckle

A particularly large irritating haemorrhoid.

the steak Geoff had the night before created such difficulty pushing the poo out that it created a real bum knuckle.

by Dragon Iron January 5, 2014