having a brown

Having a poo, squeezing one out.

We all enjoy it.

I'm having a brown, can I call you back?

by FreyOlly January 20, 2007

brown rainbow

taking a dump two feet behind someone's bedroom door then closing it behind you.When the chump opens the door all the way he smears the turd into the carpet in a lovely rainbow design.

they'll be scrubbing that rug for a week before they erase the brown rainbow I left them

by rod fury May 2, 2006

brown fish

often a large matter that can be troublesome to flush.

1)i cannot flush the brown fish

2)the toilet is blocked by brown fish

by TheBrocks May 14, 2006

Brown October

n. shit

Be right back...I gotta go put the Brown October to sea.

by Kracky May 9, 2003

brown balls

when you jet diarreah so viciously out of your ass into the toilet bowl that it splashes up and coats your balls brown like cherries dipped in chocolate.

Dude! Rebecca's drunk! I'm gonna try to teabag her while I have brown balls and make her look like Gary Coleman, High Five!

by laf & grow fat April 21, 2006

Brown Sound

The Brown Sound is a very low frequency sound that, when produced and heard by human beings, forces the listener(s) to shit their pants relentlessly.

Riot control on campus was forced to subdue the fighting students by emitting the Brown Sound, thus removing all impulse to continue rioting.

by Rowan C. January 15, 2007

brown growler

A nasty wet fart that leave cucka in your underdraws.

Randy was on a date with Lacey when she heard him let out a brown growler. She seen the shit seeping through his shorts as he sat on the sofa. The date was over!

by bagslapper June 11, 2006