beaver tail

Gay men have "fag-hags" and "skirts", lesbians have their "beards". A beaver tail is the straight girl friend of a lesbian. Beaver tails often can be found out dancing at gay bars, watching movies, and just hanging out with their lesbian friends.

Lesbians love their beaver tails, especially when they are attractive.

The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!

by ridinponies32 August 7, 2011

mr. belvediered

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum

aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself

by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

beaver

beaver is a young female cadet's hairy pussy.

Matt and I went to a dance looking for some beaver!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

by amikke01 December 9, 2008

beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006

frisky beaver

A frisky person that likes wide open beavers :

zane is a frisky beaver with ice cream on his tits :

by Kashieeeeeee October 5, 2008