Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

by Rhett Perry January 5, 2008

bobby bean

To sham; to blow off your responsibilities; someone who slacks off

Way to bobby bean on your vital signs

by Lady Bug RN June 25, 2008

bean tart

a mole on the back of one's neck. may look like chocolate but don't be fooled.

fucking bean tart!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

t'row the beans

t'row = throw
Throw the beans = throwing one's balls towards an orafice
Basically it means you're trying to stick it in someone

That Jessica girl's so skanky, she'll let anyone t'row the beans at her.
Past tense: Jessica came over looking for her keys, so I t'rew the beans at her.

by captain powerbottom May 12, 2014

Jiggle the bean

Female masturbation involving circular rubbing motions on the clitoris

Taylor: "I'M SO HORNY AND NO ONE WILL FUCK ME. Guess I'll just jiggle the bean tonight."

by Knarkle95 June 24, 2014

Bean king

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014