Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
Get the washing ballsmug. When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.
Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016
Get the hung ballsmug. A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.
Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?
by O.G. Princess Leah December 29, 2018
Get the Bingle Ballmug. Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Sam ballmug. by AIDEN SUCKS September 23, 2020
Get the Aiden Ballmug. The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope
Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.
Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.
Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!
"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"
My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.
Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.
Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!
"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"
My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
by Chief slap-a-ho March 4, 2011
Get the Ball gyroscopemug. She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.
He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
by floopdahg May 4, 2019
Get the piano-ballingmug.