bagel

this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.

yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.

oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.

by bigpimpin April 25, 2005

Jew Bagel

1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).

"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."

by benpizzle May 31, 2009

Baer

A girl resembling a bear, usually with the attributes of extra pubic hair.

Dude, when I started eating out Jessica, I saw that she was a total Baer

Yeah man, I could've guessed that by her bear resemblence

by Zach Siegel November 17, 2008

Badger

Supreme wealth and or money.

Man 1: Did you see Lenny's new g4?
Man 2: Yer, whadda Badger.

by PALExWHALE May 25, 2010

chach bagel

Look up chach. But this is a conjuction of chach which means the person who is a said chach is more and/or less then a chach seeing as though they have a hole in them. Or this is a person who is a chach but they try to be a non-chach, if you will.

An example of a chach bagel is a person i've known for a while and his name is Steven Smitka.

by Razmo Teh Bazmo November 25, 2007

Stud Bagel

one who is hot enough
to melt cream cheese on a bagel
in the cold arctic circle of Zimbabwe

OHHHH EMMMM GEEEEE
what a stud bagel!!!!

by Asian Corn March 1, 2009

bagel boy

well... 8 will do.























































































7w6... BUKKAKE!

Does the bagel boy know?

by Mike Hoffman January 10, 2005