A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012
GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.
Damn kid Your such a Nerd-er-Awesome-ness
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.
your such a damn nerd.
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.
your such a damn nerd.
by RENNe312...ITS REALLY "JENS" WORD THO. November 22, 2006
by Mesquite bbq July 15, 2023
A long book that details extraordinary people that commonly use the term 'awesome' to define themselves, thus ultimately making it true.
by SirAwesome February 22, 2012
by The awesomeER'est guy. January 24, 2016
When being awesome isn't quite good enough.....going above and beyond the usual awesomeness. Raising the bar. No explanation needed.
Getting a pat on the back for doing a good job is awesome but getting a raise because of doing a good job is higher than awesome.
by Ancient Chinese Secret August 07, 2018