a fat fucking retard at gives anal to girls in closets and his mom has to peal his fucking apples because he a bitch
by monkeyslave January 23, 2022
Get the Austin millaymug. Austin is truly an sweetheart; but unlike many Austins, this one is an simple angel.
He loves every living thing that is very hard to look past, to people who don't even deserve it.
Austin is passionate. He loves college basketball, baseball, something of an artist and one hell of an musician, but somehow he's always made time to make them happy, and you know it will all be worth it to pay attention to what Austins fire in his eyes, noticing the little things he does makes their day much worthwhile.
Austin is pure, he has hair an golden wheat field and deep hazel eyes where you can see eden. He is always the first and last person you see, no matter what you've did, where you have been. He's more loyal and caring than what we ever could ever elude to without an illusion. It's unreal that his girlfriend ever had him. They could only be so young to know what it even means to be for one another, but in the end, it doesn't really matter what you call love. It's just another branch of peaceful happiness you found in one another. It's hard to find, for everyone. With Austin, salvation she'd never thought could be on earth, saved her. she began to manifest an young heart again. Maybe even regressed a little to a innocent time where the sun shone above his face and reflected through to see what she longed for her whole life,but never could touch the surface until now,she has someone to hold her and heal she never dared to see with content: How to open your heart to an stranger.
He loves every living thing that is very hard to look past, to people who don't even deserve it.
Austin is passionate. He loves college basketball, baseball, something of an artist and one hell of an musician, but somehow he's always made time to make them happy, and you know it will all be worth it to pay attention to what Austins fire in his eyes, noticing the little things he does makes their day much worthwhile.
Austin is pure, he has hair an golden wheat field and deep hazel eyes where you can see eden. He is always the first and last person you see, no matter what you've did, where you have been. He's more loyal and caring than what we ever could ever elude to without an illusion. It's unreal that his girlfriend ever had him. They could only be so young to know what it even means to be for one another, but in the end, it doesn't really matter what you call love. It's just another branch of peaceful happiness you found in one another. It's hard to find, for everyone. With Austin, salvation she'd never thought could be on earth, saved her. she began to manifest an young heart again. Maybe even regressed a little to a innocent time where the sun shone above his face and reflected through to see what she longed for her whole life,but never could touch the surface until now,she has someone to hold her and heal she never dared to see with content: How to open your heart to an stranger.
Austin helped me find what makes me feel pure and clean again, after the live lived where phases had no color and all i thought of was "when am I going to get out of here?"
by Eliza-Lit77 March 15, 2020
Get the Austinmug. by Trnjyt November 16, 2023
Get the Austinmug. Noun, Verb
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"
2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024
Get the austinningmug. Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
by AsianFetus May 23, 2022
Get the Austin's Handwritingmug. by alexsmith8767 October 2, 2019
Get the austinmug.